Remember Those 72 Hours Last Week?
Man, we sure were dumb, huh? Continue reading Remember Those 72 Hours Last Week?
Tag: Oklahoma City Thunder
Draymond Green To Just Be the Heel From Now On
In addition to his trademark complaining to refs, and constant illegal deployment of moving screens, Green has discovered a knack for kicking opposing players right in the balls. Continue reading Draymond Green To Just Be the Heel From Now On
Oklahoma City Considers Temporary Lift of Dancing Ban to Celebrate Thunder Victory
OKLAHOMA CITY—A long-standing rule to protect Oklahoma City residents from “excessive and sinful joy” could be temporarily suspended if some Oklahoma City Thunder fans get their way. Since the founding of Oklahoma City in 1889, an ordinance has banned citizens from “partaking or observing the scandalous acts of covorting, frollicking, prancing, or dancing.” Mayor Mick Cornett has proposed a temporary lift on the rule immediately following … Continue reading Oklahoma City Considers Temporary Lift of Dancing Ban to Celebrate Thunder Victory
NBA Officials: We Don’t Know WHAT Happened, But The Results Seem About Right
The NBA weighed in on the final play of Game 2 of the Thunder-Spurs game played Monday night. According to league officials, “the referees missed, like, a six or seven possible fouls on the play, but San Antonio ended up getting an open look at a three and missed it, so it all worked out okay, we guess.” The report outlined a list of uncalled, … Continue reading NBA Officials: We Don’t Know WHAT Happened, But The Results Seem About Right
Stars Don’t Lie: Could Curry and Durant Work Astrologically?
What does the ancient art of Basketbastrology™ say about upcoming free agency? Continue reading Stars Don’t Lie: Could Curry and Durant Work Astrologically?
Distracted Kevin Durant Blasts “Madea”
“I mean, Kendrick Perkins loves Tyler Perry movies and, well, he’s not here anymore is he?”
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