Tag: nba
REPORT: Anthony Davis’ Trademark Uni-brow Worth More Than the New Orleans Pelicans
Distracted Kevin Durant Blasts “Madea”
“I mean, Kendrick Perkins loves Tyler Perry movies and, well, he’s not here anymore is he?”
BREAKING: Steph Curry’s Mom Also Hot
All hail the Splash Mothers.
Non-Basketball-Related Reasons I Like or Dislike…James Harden
It seems like everybody hates James Harden, which really only makes me love him more. Because there’s something about him that feels so familiar. I mean, look at him. His disinterested manner. His cold, calculating, not-at-all-charming way of slacking off. That beard. James Harden is a Millennial by birth (1989). He’s an ultra-hateable Millennial hipster by behavior. So of course everyone dislikes this guy. No … Continue reading Non-Basketball-Related Reasons I Like or Dislike…James Harden
Stan Van Gundy Fires Stan Van Gundy in Surprise Midseason Move
DETROIT—After the Detroit Pistons head coach Stan Van Gundy made comments regarding the firing of former Cleveland Cavaliers’ head coach David Blatt, the general manager of the Pistons, Stan Van Gundy, was apparently not pleased with Van Gundy’s loyalty. “In my experience, it’s best for the head coach to focus on his coaching duty, and not worry about what goes on in the GM’s office,” Van Gundy stated … Continue reading Stan Van Gundy Fires Stan Van Gundy in Surprise Midseason Move
47-Year-Old History Teacher Wins NBA 3-Point Contest
TORONTO–After the NBA All-Star Weekend Three-Point Contest, Tom McGuire stood before the press corps. He was stark naked except for the smile on his face. His nude body was a monument to years of neglect. His outside shot, however, was not. Mcguire scored 27 of a possible 30 points in the shootout, tying Steph Curry’s 2015 record. “I like to think I have a lot … Continue reading 47-Year-Old History Teacher Wins NBA 3-Point Contest
Spalding Shuns Tom Hanks for Celebrity All-Star Game—Still Deflated Wilson Chosen for Cast Away
Pine Jockey’s NBA Dreamy Team
Ever been at home, watching the game, and thought “I’d sure like to bone that guy.”? Us too! In honor of the All-Star game, feast your eyes on 5 sexy, sexy hunks. Continue reading “Pine Jockey’s NBA Dreamy Team”
Local Racist Furious About Lack of White All-Stars
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Area software developer, and casual racist, Sam Brown is pleading his case about the lack to diversity in the 2016 NBA All-Star game. Brown, a man who has met as many as eight black people in his entire life, believes that “PC culture” is unfairly holding back white NBA players. “This is affirmative action gone mad,” the father of two … Continue reading Local Racist Furious About Lack of White All-Stars
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