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“Trust the Process,” Says Teen About to Be Royally Fucked by the Process

Putting to rest months of rumors and speculation, Ben Simmons posted this Instagram photo which all but confirmed the tragic news that he would be a Philadelphia 76er next year. It was never truly in doubt that Simmons would become a 76er, which would explain  his weary facial expression that shows Simmons has moved on to the acceptance phase of grieving. Ben Simmons was only … Continue reading “Trust the Process,” Says Teen About to Be Royally Fucked by the Process

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TOM BRADY TO CURRY: At least you didn’t lose to Eli Manning

Hey Steph, I get what you’re going through. We both had our shot at history and we blew it. We screwed the pooch. We deflated that football. We were on the precipice of greatness and we got knocked on our asses. But have some perspective, Steph: you lost to an all-time great; I lost to a mouth breathing idiot. Whenever you get down about this … Continue reading TOM BRADY TO CURRY: At least you didn’t lose to Eli Manning

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LeBron Blows Dunk “Jordan Would Have Made”

Up by three with the clock winding down to the final 10 seconds in Game 7 of the NBA Finals, Kyrie Irving drove and passed back to LeBron James, who was fouled into missing the dunk, fell to the ground, with what looked to be an injured wrist. “You know who would’ve made that shot?” said one NBA spot-up shooting vet who wished to remain … Continue reading LeBron Blows Dunk “Jordan Would Have Made”

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Embarassing! Lebron and Kyrie mix up whose night it was to give a shit, win game 5 on the road

So awkward! Cleveland Cavaliers Lebron James and Kyrie Irving both showed up to Oracle Arena on Monday night determined to win Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Adding to the mortifying mix-up, both players scored 41 points in the decisive elimination game victory.   Nothing sucks the fun out of an NBA finals game like two players who genuinely want to leave it all on the court at … Continue reading Embarassing! Lebron and Kyrie mix up whose night it was to give a shit, win game 5 on the road

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