Embarassing! Lebron and Kyrie mix up whose night it was to give a shit, win game 5 on the road

So awkward! Cleveland Cavaliers Lebron James and Kyrie Irving both showed up to Oracle Arena on Monday night determined to win Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Adding to the mortifying mix-up, both players scored 41 points in the decisive elimination game victory.   Nothing sucks the fun out of an NBA finals game like two players who genuinely want to leave it all on the court at … Continue reading Embarassing! Lebron and Kyrie mix up whose night it was to give a shit, win game 5 on the road

BREAKING: Kyrie Irving Contracts Bed Bugs While Asleep on Defense

OKLAHOMA CITY—Tuesday morning, Kyrie Irving told reporters the “flu-like symptoms” that kept him out of Monday’s match-up with the Thunder were instead caused by bed bugs. Irving claims his bout with the blood sucking critters happened at the “frickin’ Hilton.” Exclusive inside sources tell Pine Jockeys that the point guard actually contracted the bed bugs the previous Thursday in Cleveland while snoozing on defense. The … Continue reading BREAKING: Kyrie Irving Contracts Bed Bugs While Asleep on Defense