Light at End of Tunnel Drown Out By Craig Sager’s Jacket
RIP Craig. Thanks for making it fun. Continue reading Light at End of Tunnel Drown Out By Craig Sager’s Jacket
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Cavs Fail to Re-Sign JR Smith’s Shirt
JR Smith’s Shirt Inks Deal with Golden State Warriors After Long Holdout Continue reading Cavs Fail to Re-Sign JR Smith’s Shirt
Basketball College Delivers W to Nuggets, Despite Scoring Fewer Points Than Warriors
The Warriors easily scored more points than the Nuggets, but due to an arcane and confusing system known as the Basketball College, the Nuggets were awarded the victory. Continue reading Basketball College Delivers W to Nuggets, Despite Scoring Fewer Points Than Warriors
NBA Atlantic Division Preview
Can teams lose more than 82 games? Continue reading NBA Atlantic Division Preview
Draymond Green Demonstrates Versatility By Using His Arm This Time
OAKLAND–Golden State players and coaches praised Draymond Green’s Game 4 performance as a demonstration of the versatility the forward brings to the floor. “He can guard any position one to five, and he can use either his arms or his legs to make contact with another man’s genitals,” coach Steve Kerr told reporters. Though Green only shot two of nine from the field in … Continue reading Draymond Green Demonstrates Versatility By Using His Arm This Time
Kevin Love’s Trade Value Loses Game 3 in a Blowout
Handsomeness escapes in a squeaker. Continue reading Kevin Love’s Trade Value Loses Game 3 in a Blowout
Turkey Looking Pretty Good Right About Now
Oklahoma City Considers Temporary Lift of Dancing Ban to Celebrate Thunder Victory
OKLAHOMA CITY—A long-standing rule to protect Oklahoma City residents from “excessive and sinful joy” could be temporarily suspended if some Oklahoma City Thunder fans get their way. Since the founding of Oklahoma City in 1889, an ordinance has banned citizens from “partaking or observing the scandalous acts of covorting, frollicking, prancing, or dancing.” Mayor Mick Cornett has proposed a temporary lift on the rule immediately following … Continue reading Oklahoma City Considers Temporary Lift of Dancing Ban to Celebrate Thunder Victory
76ers Sell First Ever NBA Jersey Ad to the NHL
PHILADELPHIA – The Philadelphia 76ers are the first major North American sports team to sell advertising space on their jerseys. The National Hockey League, a rival sports league, purchased the advertising rights as part of a bold five-year deal. Sources privy to the deal report it was negotiated May 4 at the Philadelphia Phillies win against the Cincinnati Reds. Between rousing rounds of whipping D … Continue reading 76ers Sell First Ever NBA Jersey Ad to the NHL
Minnesota Fans Excitedly Imagine All the Success Rookie of the Year Will Have Somewhere Else
Minnesota Timberwolves center Karl-Anthony Towns has been named the unanimous choice for NBA Rookie of the Year for the 2015=16 season. For the second year in a row, Timberwolves fan are celebrating having the Rookie of the Year, and imagining all the success he’ll eventually have for someone else. “Young talent’s just what we do,” said Ray Knudsen, a pipefitter from Apple Valley, MN, and … Continue reading Minnesota Fans Excitedly Imagine All the Success Rookie of the Year Will Have Somewhere Else
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