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Pine Jockey’s NBA Dreamy Team
Ever been at home, watching the game, and thought “I’d sure like to bone that guy.”? Us too! In honor of the All-Star game, feast your eyes on 5 sexy, sexy hunks. Continue reading “Pine Jockey’s NBA Dreamy Team”
Local Racist Furious About Lack of White All-Stars
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Area software developer, and casual racist, Sam Brown is pleading his case about the lack to diversity in the 2016 NBA All-Star game. Brown, a man who has met as many as eight black people in his entire life, believes that “PC culture” is unfairly holding back white NBA players. “This is affirmative action gone mad,” the father of two … Continue reading Local Racist Furious About Lack of White All-Stars
Asian Moms Come out Against Jeremy Lin’s New Hair
CHARLOTTE, NC —Charlotte Hornets guard Jeremy Lin has had a surprisingly successful season, following what some would call an uneven NBA career since leaving the Knicks and “Linsanity” behind. The 27-year-old Harvard graduate said during preseason that his main focus was to improve his shooting and is currently averaging 3.7 3-point attempts each game—the peak of his career—and is shooting 36 percent from long range. … Continue reading Asian Moms Come out Against Jeremy Lin’s New Hair
Non-Basketball-Related Reasons I Like or Dislike…Ricky Rubio
Klay Thompson’s Mom Hot
Who Wore it Better?—Dwight Howard
Pine Jockey’s Really Important Power Rankings – Week 15
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