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Embarassing! Lebron and Kyrie mix up whose night it was to give a shit, win game 5 on the road

So awkward! Cleveland Cavaliers Lebron James and Kyrie Irving both showed up to Oracle Arena on Monday night determined to win Game 5 of the NBA Finals. Adding to the mortifying mix-up, both players scored 41 points in the decisive elimination game victory.   Nothing sucks the fun out of an NBA finals game like two players who genuinely want to leave it all on the court at … Continue reading Embarassing! Lebron and Kyrie mix up whose night it was to give a shit, win game 5 on the road

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Draymond Green Demonstrates Versatility By Using His Arm This Time

  OAKLAND–Golden State players and coaches praised Draymond Green’s Game 4 performance as a demonstration of the versatility the forward brings to the floor. “He can guard any position one to five, and he can use either his arms or his legs to make contact with another man’s genitals,” coach Steve Kerr told reporters. Though Green only shot two of nine from the field in … Continue reading Draymond Green Demonstrates Versatility By Using His Arm This Time

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Oklahoma City Considers Temporary Lift of Dancing Ban to Celebrate Thunder Victory

OKLAHOMA CITY—A long-standing rule to protect Oklahoma City residents from “excessive and sinful joy” could be temporarily suspended if some Oklahoma City Thunder fans get their way. Since the founding of Oklahoma City in 1889, an ordinance has banned citizens from “partaking or observing the scandalous acts of covorting, frollicking, prancing, or dancing.” Mayor Mick Cornett has proposed a temporary lift on the rule immediately following … Continue reading Oklahoma City Considers Temporary Lift of Dancing Ban to Celebrate Thunder Victory

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76ers Sell First Ever NBA Jersey Ad to the NHL

PHILADELPHIA – The Philadelphia 76ers are the first major North American sports team to sell advertising space on their jerseys. The National Hockey League, a rival sports league, purchased the advertising rights as part of a bold five-year deal. Sources privy to the deal report it was negotiated May 4 at the Philadelphia Phillies win against the Cincinnati Reds. Between rousing rounds of whipping D … Continue reading 76ers Sell First Ever NBA Jersey Ad to the NHL

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Minnesota Fans Excitedly Imagine All the Success Rookie of the Year Will Have Somewhere Else

Minnesota Timberwolves center Karl-Anthony Towns has been named the unanimous choice for NBA Rookie of the Year for the 2015=16 season. For the second year in a row, Timberwolves fan are celebrating having the Rookie of the Year, and imagining all the success he’ll eventually have for someone else. “Young talent’s just what we do,” said Ray Knudsen, a pipefitter from Apple Valley, MN, and … Continue reading Minnesota Fans Excitedly Imagine All the Success Rookie of the Year Will Have Somewhere Else

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NBA Officials: We Don’t Know WHAT Happened, But The Results Seem About Right

The NBA weighed in on the final play of Game 2 of the Thunder-Spurs game played Monday night. According to league officials, “the referees missed, like, a six or seven possible fouls on the play, but San Antonio ended up getting an open look at a three and missed it, so it all worked out okay, we guess.” The report outlined a list of uncalled, … Continue reading NBA Officials: We Don’t Know WHAT Happened, But The Results Seem About Right

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