Dallas Mavericks![ifk08eam05rwxr3yhol3whdcm](https://pinejockeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ifk08eam05rwxr3yhol3whdcm.gif?w=720)
Last season result: Sacrificed at the altar of Russ and Kevin’s last run
Prediction for this season: We watch Dirk hobble along with a mixture of love and pity like he’s one of those old golden retrievers whose face has gone completely white.
What to watch: Harrison “Couldn’t Hit the Broad Sides of Any” Barnes is being paid max money and shot 27 percent from the floor in preseason.
Houston Rockets![8xe4813lzybfhfl14axgzzqeq](https://pinejockeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/8xe4813lzybfhfl14axgzzqeq.gif?w=720)
Last season result: Their coach got fired eleven games into the season, they went .500, and they broke the notorious Dwight Howard curse by a mixture of free agency and witchcraft.
Prediction for this season: At least once per game Mike D’Antoni is reminded that James Harden is not Steve Nash.
What to watch: You remember that high school where the team played four-on-five on defense, left some kid by the other team’s basket, and he scored, like 100 points? That every night.
Memphis Grizzlies![793](https://pinejockeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/793.gif?w=720)
Last season result: “Grit and Grind” evolved “Break and Bench” as everyone got injured.
Prediction for this season: Even though they set the record for “most players used in a season” last year, it seems like they could build on their success and break that record like a bone in Marc Gasol’s foot.
What to watch: Watch where you step; they’re using the floor for triage.
New Orleans Pelicans![496226812014](https://pinejockeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/496226812014.gif?w=720)
Last season result: Not the worst thing that New Orleans has been through
Prediction for this season: Not the best thing that New Orleans goes through
What to watch: The team try to engineer a three-way nickname trade with Utah and Toronto, creating the New Orleans Jazz (which would make sense), the Utah Raptors (which is badass) and the Toronto Pelicans (who gives a shit?).
San Antonio Spurs![827](https://pinejockeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/827.gif?w=720)
Last season result: Did you know they won a franchise record number of games? No? What could’ve overshadowed that?
Prediction for this season: We discover Tim Duncan was holding them back all along.
What to watch: LeMarcus Aldridge shouting ‘Well I guess I’m not Tim Duncan!” before storming off.