Up by three with the clock winding down to the final 10 seconds in Game 7 of the NBA Finals, Kyrie Irving drove and passed back to LeBron James, who was fouled into missing the dunk, fell to the ground, with what looked to be an injured wrist.

“You know who would’ve made that shot?” said one NBA spot-up shooting vet who wished to remain nameless. “Michael Jordan would have made it.”

The emotionally fatigued ex-player added in a California/Arizona accent with slight hints of time spent in Chicago and San Antonio peppered into the vowels, “I mean, it’s not very clutch to then fall to the floor all injured. That’s not really the ‘greatest’ behavior.”

James went on hit one of two free throws to seal the victory, won series MVP, and brought Cleveland its first professional sports championship since 1964.