In addition to his trademark complaining to refs, and constant illegal deployment of moving screens, Green has discovered a knack for kicking opposing players right in the balls. Continue reading Draymond Green To Just Be the Heel From Now On
OKLAHOMA CITY—A long-standing rule to protect Oklahoma City residents from “excessive and sinful joy” could be temporarily suspended if some Oklahoma City Thunder fans get their way. Since the founding of Oklahoma City in 1889, an ordinance has banned citizens from “partaking or observing the scandalous acts of covorting, frollicking, prancing, or dancing.” Mayor Mick Cornett has proposed a temporary lift on the rule immediately following … Continue reading Oklahoma City Considers Temporary Lift of Dancing Ban to Celebrate Thunder Victory
PHILADELPHIA – The Philadelphia 76ers are the first major North American sports team to sell advertising space on their jerseys. The National Hockey League, a rival sports league, purchased the advertising rights as part of a bold five-year deal. Sources privy to the deal report it was negotiated May 4 at the Philadelphia Phillies win against the Cincinnati Reds. Between rousing rounds of whipping D … Continue reading 76ers Sell First Ever NBA Jersey Ad to the NHL
Minnesota Timberwolves center Karl-Anthony Towns has been named the unanimous choice for NBA Rookie of the Year for the 2015=16 season. For the second year in a row, Timberwolves fan are celebrating having the Rookie of the Year, and imagining all the success he’ll eventually have for someone else. “Young talent’s just what we do,” said Ray Knudsen, a pipefitter from Apple Valley, MN, and … Continue reading Minnesota Fans Excitedly Imagine All the Success Rookie of the Year Will Have Somewhere Else
The NBA weighed in on the final play of Game 2 of the Thunder-Spurs game played Monday night. According to league officials, “the referees missed, like, a six or seven possible fouls on the play, but San Antonio ended up getting an open look at a three and missed it, so it all worked out okay, we guess.” The report outlined a list of uncalled, … Continue reading NBA Officials: We Don’t Know WHAT Happened, But The Results Seem About Right
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