League’s Courtside Photographers: Please Stop Running Into Us

NEW YORK—Citing that they’re holding very expensive equipment and only trying to help make the league more popular, courtside photographers issued a statement asking NBA players to stop running into them all the time.

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“We understand that you’re in the game and moving very fast,” the press release stated. “But you’re also world-class athletes. Could you just try a little harder? Or at least apologize when you hit us?”

The NBA Players Association could not be reached for comment as they were all running up the court.