Ever been at home, watching the game, and thought “I’d sure like to bone that guy.”? Us too! In honor of the All-Star game, feast your eyes on 5 sexy, sexy hunks.

Full Frontal Court

Kenneth Faried – F Denver Nuggets
A mainstay on the dreamy team, Kenneth Faried continues to be one fine motherfucker.

Nick Young – F Los Angeles Lakers
Perfect for a CW/Pornhub crossover.

Backdoor Court

Wesley Matthews – G Dallas Mavericks
Wesley’s like your older brother’s really hot friend who you hope comes over someday when your brother is at work, and he just really has to have sex or he’ll die.

Courtney Lee – G Memphis Grizzlies
He can beat my buzzer. That’s all I’m saying.

Patty Mills – G San Antonio Spurs
While Patty didn’t originally make the cut, Zaza Pachullia’s aggressive endorsement sealed the deal.