SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Area software developer, and casual racist, Sam Brown is pleading his case about the lack to diversity in the 2016 NBA All-Star game. Brown, a man who has met as many as eight black people in his entire life, believes that “PC culture” is unfairly holding back white NBA players.

“This is affirmative action gone mad,” the father of two very dull children told Pine Jockeys. “There are plenty of deserving white basketballers (sic) that deserve to be there.”

Brown suggested the NBA implement a rule that there must be at least two white players per team each All-Star game. When asked to name a white NBA player he feels should have made the team this year, he said, “Steven Ash (sic) for one! He is one of the best pointer men (sic) in the league.”

Steve Nash, eight-time All-Star and two time Most Valuable player, retired from professional basketball last year.

Brown abruptly ended the interview to fill out his Oscar ballot. “So many talented actors this year,” he gushed. “The best of the best.”