Dude, seriously.

It has come to the attention of this reporter that Golden State Warriors shooting guard Klay Thompson’s mom is a total babe.

Pictures of Julie Thompson surfaced on Google Images last night, leading reporters gathered around the computer to remark that the Thompson matriarch, as recently as the ‘90s, could be described as a “turbo babe.”

All present agreed that they meant no disrespect, but also couldn’t help but speculate that this explains why the shooting guard’s dating history is populated, seemingly exclusively, by Hottie McScotties. Sources added, “Not to get all Freudian or anything.”

Thompson’s father, Mychal George Thompson, an ex-NBA player who played for the Portland Trail Blazers, San Antonio Spurs, and Los Angeles Lakers, is no slouch either, it was agreed. His looks, combined with the career of being a professional basketball player, positioned the elder Thompson to positively clean up. Whether the first pick of the 1978 draft rode the Ass Train to many different Poon Towns, or locked down with the future Mrs. Thompson, remains beyond the scope of this report, as calls to the Thompson house have been preempted by better taste.

Reporters were lead to wonder if the unignorable attractiveness of Julie Thompson led to much mockery amongst her son’s friends during adolescence, because, reporters agreed, they would never have let the Splash Brother forget he had a smokin’ hot mom.